Friday, June 28th 2013 @ Eli's Mile High Club (3629 Martin Luther King Jr Blvd, Oakland, CA) With Schlong, Love Songs and Violent Change. 21+
From the ashes of what was once a proudly loud rock outfit of average height materializes a slightly shorter-haired iteration of Love Songs. To be frank, we found a new guy to replace the irreplaceable Jackson. His name is actually Frank and he is not only a shredder and a super nice guy with a formidable roster of ex-bands, but also a strong advocate for making this band a full-stack unit once again. He is an Italian from Jersey so you best just let him play his speed-picking rhythms and sweeping arpeggios while we resume our sissy-tinged version of rock. Allow us to once again ask, ARE YOU MOTHER F’ERS READY TO LIGHT ROCK???
If anyone is at a loss for how to spend their holiday gift cards might I suggest the new Love Songs record? It is chocked semi-full of riffs, bad words, and pictures of us pretending we have jobs. In a strange twist there is not one fart joke on the whole rekkid, but since it is only a 5-song EP maybe the next one will be only fart jokes and boner references.
Or search any number of other online music stores because this record is internet-only. Thanks and may your 2012 be better than last, especially if last year was already awesome.
Holy Shaved Huevos (shuevos?) - Love Songs is playing AGAIN -- that is TWICE this year!!
Not only that but this is a RECORD RELEASE show for our new record aptly titled TIME OFF. It is almost like we're a band again!!
Followed by an immediate departure!
For those not in the know (or who don't read Spanish), Jackson has moved to Argentina.
If Google Translator is correct he is also married.
pause to spit out drink
I also have it on good authority that he now wears patchouli and glow sticks. Gee, if only Jackson, international man of mystery, were around to dispute this rumor...
But wait, against all visa regulations and stipulations he IS returning to the Bay Area!
For a scant 10 days (or "40 burritos," using Jack's metrics) Jack will be stumbling in and around the greater San Francisco area, unprepared but willing to rock some highly-charged sexual ambiguity back into your lives! Come say Hi! Share a beer with him! Ask him all the questions you can think of and be thrilled and baffled by the creatively evasive answers you'll receive!
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
ONE SHOW ONLY
Sunday, March 13
Eli's Mile High Club
3629 Martin Luther King Jr. Way @ 37th St
Spinning Vinyl: D.J. WHAT'S HIS FUCK starts off the night
HOORAY FOR EVERYTHING
Show at 6 Ð over by 11!!!
$6.00 Admission / 21+
VERY CHEAP Drink Special
Pool Table / Hot Food and Snacks / Full Bar
Eli's Mile High Club
PLEASE NOTE: Eli's Mile High Club is B.A.R.T. friendly and is located only 3 blocks from the MacArthur B.A.R.T. station. Last trains run from this station, in all directions, at 12:45am!
In lieu of actually playing live here is a recording of us playing live. An unreleased track that is little more than a guitar lesson set to music, Blanco Nino promises to be over and done in one (1) minute. Recorded by Smurph at KZSU back in 2006.